Podcast – a new episode almost every week! Holy shit!

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• Though our episodes are below, for the lazy (for whom clicking repeatedly is too much exercise), you can find many of our episodes in one place if you check us out here on SOUNDCLOUD!
• You can also listen to ALL of our episodes on iTunes! Modern! Futuristic! Impressive!

NOTE: for all future episodes, check WORDS AS WEAPONS for the most recent installments of this lunacy.


Podcast: episode #30 – Indecision

TThis week we try to figure out how to overcome the paralysis of indecision. Somehow, this involves cleaning cat feces out of the bathtub during the podcast. That’s quality entertainment, folks! You literally can’t get this kind of thing anywhere else. So dig in and get enlightened.

Episode 30 – Indecision
TIME – 1:02.16

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Podcast: episode #29 – Tommy Knowles of Sea Shepherd

This week we chat with our friend Tommy, who sails the oceans with Sea Shepherd doing battle with evil whalers. We talk about who to save from a burning building and what’s worth dying for, as well as the difficult nuances of deciding how we value human and animal life. Oh, and there’s our usual measure of dumb jokes, too. This one’s a keeper, folks. Dig in!

Episode 29 – Tommy Knowles
TIME – 1:06.44

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Podcast: episode #28 – Will Potter, famous author

This week we’re hanging with author, activist, and speaker Will Potter. We talk about his book Green Is the New Red, activism, identity, shame, and metal detectors. Will is genuinely enlightening and funny, bringing this podcast up out of the gutter for at least one week. Check it out!

Episode 28 – Will Potter
TIME – 1:05.07

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Podcast: episode #27 – Health Care


October 27, 2013

Our first ever mobile episode! Greg is on the east coast of the USA and Happy is back in Vancouver, yet through the power of TECHNOLOGY (noun: tek-ˈnä-lə-jē – the use of science in industry, engineering, etc., to invent useful things or to solve problems) they figure out how to record their voices together regardless. In this episode they discuss health care, inclusive of Obamacare and the limited amount they know about it, and Canadian health care and how oddly it doesn’t overcharge people or let them die if they can’t pay.

Episode 27 – Health Care
TIME – 50:37

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Podcast: episode #26 – Listener Letters



Two overtired men let their awesome listeners do the heavy lifting in this short episode. Some great letters supply the content here as we barely keep it together in a state of fatigue. This is a fun one.

Episode 26 – Listener Letters!
TIME – 25:25

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Podcast: episode #25 – The Best of Times


Octobbur thurteen 2013

After the wreckage of despair that was last week’s podcast, we attempt to right the ship with stories of relationship joy. That turns out to be easier for one of us than the other. Good thing we find misery endlessly hilarious! Also, there’s an explicit and embarrassing sex anecdote. Who doesn’t love that?

Episode #25 – The Best of Times
TIME – 39:11

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Podcast: episode #24 – One Sad Man’s Relationship Advice


October 6st 2013

A letter of relationship advice from a divorced man went viral last month. Most people seemed to think it was sweet, but there’s something untoward lurking beneath the surface of that viral missive. Join us this week as we break it down, complete with transparent projections of our own baggage and failure. Enjoy the sadness!

Episode #24 – One Sad Man’s Relationship Advice
TIME – 1:21:41

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Podcast: episode 23 – SEASON TWO PREMIERE
A Finnish Guide to Happiness


September 29th 2013

If you thought Greg and Happy were smart, wait until you hear Janne, vocalist of Finnish hardcore band Endstand. This guy seems to have his act together. Can we learn something from him or will we continue to toil away in a state of existential misery? Find out – listen to this episode now!

Episode 23 – SEASON TWO PREMIERE!: A Finnish Guide to Happiness
TIME – 1:21:23

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Podcast: episode 22 – Kindness


Mid-July, 2013 – SEASON FINALE!

From Hamburg, Germany this week, we discuss the change of attitude that comes from travel and how to keep that spirit alive when you return home. As usual, it’s two brilliant and handsome men displaying a stunning lack of restraint in rambling from topic to topic in a futile attempt to transcend our mortality. Enjoy!

Episode 22: Kindness
TIME – 50:05

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Podcast: episode 21 – Practice Makes Perfect


Jool-eye 6th, 2013

If practice makes perfect, then will this podcast someday be perfect? Isn’t it already? I mean, you have two handsome, erudite, and lovely fellows carrying on at length, barely on topic, sounding equal parts assured and confused. What’s not to like?

Episode 21: Practice Makes Perfect
TIME – 46:36

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Podcast: episode 20 – Overthinking


June thirtieth twenty thirteen

Is it possible to think too much? When you’re a couple of abject morons giggling at your own lame jokes and broadcasting them via podcast in the hopes that someone will tell you that your life is worthwhile, maybe thinking too much isn’t your problem. Nevertheless, that’s exactly the topic at hand this week. Join us for one of our most rambling and nonsensical episodes yet!

Episode 20: Overthinking
TIME – 52:30

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Podcast: episode 19 – Lessons from the Road


June 23th, 23st, 23rd, etc…2013

What can you learn from living in a van with five other dudes for a few months at a time? You learn how quickly you become willing to murder a person you consider your friend. And some good stuff, too. Check out our conversation about life on tour!

Episode 19: Lessons from the Road
TIME – 36:04

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Podcast: episode 18 – How Do You Measure Success?


June 16th, is it 2013 already?

It’s a tad ironic that two guys sitting in a dingy basement in the middle of the night chattering into a cheap microphone should have anything to say about success. Nevertheless, this week we pontificate on how much you should compare yourself to others and what the measure of success really might be. We also share a few nightmare gig stories to illustrate our resounding lack of success.

Episode 18: How Do You Measure Success?
TIME – 31:11

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Podcast: episode 17 – Speaking Up vs. Foot In Mouth


June 9, 2013, y’all.

Sometimes we keep silent when we should speak. Sometimes we speak when we should stay silent. How do you know the difference? Most people listening to this podcast will probably agree that we should have stayed silent rather than broadcast this episode of pure drivel. But that’s what learning is all about. Listen as two sleep deprived men approaching middle age giggle away in a basement laundry room instead of getting some sleep. This is time well spent!

Episode 17: Speaking Up vs. Foot In Mouth
TIME – 41:17

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Podcast: episode 16 – Nostalgia


June 2, 2013. Home sweet home.

Can you go home again? This week we discuss the joy and pain of nostalgia, We touch on nostalgia for everything from breakfast cereal to masturbation, and consider how our happy memories make our current pain worse than it has to be. Oh, the good times we have pretending to be smart when we’re actually imbeciles. Enjoy!

Episode 16: Nostalgia
TIME – 30:24

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Podcast: episode 15 – Sean’s Mom


5/26/2013. All love and respect for Prem Lande.

This week we discuss the death of our dear friend Sean’s mom, Prem Lande. This intimate discussion touches on hospitals, loss, friendship, and love, as we talk about the final days of a woman we loved. Sean also turns up to share his experience tending to his mom in her final days.

Episode 15: Sean’s Mom: Prem Lande
TIME – 53:38

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Podcast: episode 14 – Guilt


May twelfth twenty thirteen…

Can we choose how guilty we feel about incidents in our past? Listen this week as we struggle to understand what to do with bad feelings about moments gone by. We provide a range of emotions here, but you will feel none more than frustration at listening to such imbeciles pontificate so ineffectually. How’s that for a soft sell? Download this episode now!

Episode 14: Guilt!
TIME – 43:52

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Podcast: episode 13 – On Parenting


May of the 5th…

Is it right or wrong to procreate? Well, what happens once you’ve done it? Now you have created a human being, and there’s no telling how much damage you are going to do to that poor, sensitive creature. Join us on a roller coaster ride of celebratory love and existential horror as we discuss the ins and outs of making new people.

Episode 13: Parenting
TIME – 32:31

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Podcast: episode 12 – OBSESSION


April 28th…

Sometimes we’re obsessed about things that are good for us. Other times, our obsessions can prevent us from doing something positive or uplifting. Kind of like how continuing to do this podcast keeps us from realizing what sad losers we are. Listen as we explore what is healthy and unhealthy about our obsessions. Plus, a special bonus: Greg tries to convince Happy his life isn’t worthless.

Episode 12: Obsession
TIME – 33:14

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Podcast: episode 11 – Body Image and Having Issues Galore


21st in the month of April!

How important is the way our bodies look? We basically have no idea. Listen as we fumble our way through utter confusion discussing something we don’t understand. If everyone’s beautiful, then nobody’s beautiful. If everybody’s smart, then nobody’s smart. We are neither beautiful nor smart, so hopefully someone out there is…

Episode 11: Body Image
TIME – 39:06

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Podcast: episode 10 – What it Means to be a Man(?!)


14th of April!

This one’s got it all. We talk about our insecurities, our desires, and our genitals. What else is there? Join us as we try to figure out what it means to be a man. And what it should mean. Or shouldn’t mean. We are confused, to be sure, and now you can be, too! But seriously, as far as inane babble goes, this episode is better than our usual nonsense chitchat (which isn’t saying much).

Episode 10: Why Can’t You Just Be a Man?!
TIME – 20:12

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Podcast: episode 9 – Anger, Goddamn You!


April 8th!

Anger!!!! For the next 18 minutes of your life, we explore anger and rage. There’s a lot of angry people out there. Are we two of them? Sometimes. Come waste valuable time with us this week!

Episode 9: Anger!!!!
TIME – 18:10

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Podcast: episode 8 – Food = Suck It Down!


March 31st!

Finally…the food episode! An episode all about being vegan and sucking it down. Gluttony, eating, and more. And remember, coming soon: longer episodes starting with episode 9!

Episode 8: Sucking it Down
TIME – 18:13

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Podcast: episode 7 – Technological Ingratitude


Today be March 24th.

This week, a few thoughts on technology and how it owns us completely and forever. Coming soon: longer episodes, thanks to listener request/demand!

Episode 7: Technological Ingratitude
TIME – 16:42

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The return of the podcast: episode 6 – How Our Parents Ruined Our Relationships


March 17th, y’all!

More on relationships, or moron relationships? This week we explore relationships for a bit and tie that into the dynamics about them that we learned from our parents. God help us all.

Episode 6: How Our Parents Ruined Our Relationships
TIME – 18:40

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Omgomgomg the podcast: episode 5


Its March 10th, broseph!

Relationships, romance, connection…or the lack thereof. This week we begin to touch on, no pun intended, other people and how we long to be with them in relationships, and why we stay when those relationships prove themselves to be utterly disastrous.

Episode 5: Romantic Anguish
TIME – 16:44

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You wanted it. You got it! The podcast: episode 4


Its March 3rd already?!

Is feeling lonely inevitable? We are clearly a pair of super awesome and lovable dudes, so why do our feelings of emotional isolation sometimes seem overwhelming? Hint: It has something to do with the fact that we are true idiots.

Episode 4: I’m so lonely!
TIME – 14:33

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Its here! The podcast: episode 3


February twenty-fourth, two thousand and thirteen.

This week: a further inquiry into death. Why do we talk about death so much? Listen this week as we do a disservice to the life work of Dr. Ernest Becker by prattling on for an incessant 10 minutes about a number of things based on our limited ability to grasp the work of said genius. You’re welcome.

Episode 3: What are we to do with death: the ideas of Ernest Becker
TIME – 14:31

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Omfg available now! The podcast: episode 2


February 17, just 13 short years after Y2K.

This week: a discussion about the injustice of death from two members of the hardcore/punk band Between Earth & Sky, Happy Kreter and Greg Bennick, who both are quite whimsical.

Episode 2: Death and belief(s) about it
TIME – 14:19

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Click here! The podcast: episode 1


February 10th, in the year of our lord 2013.

A discussion of issues and ideas from two members of the hardcore/punk band Between Earth & Sky, Happy Kreter and Greg Bennick, who both claim powerful insight and wisdom.

Episode 1: Why this Podcast?!
TIME – 17:55